Saturday, September 5, 2009

The "No Dieting Before the Wedding" Dress

ShapeFX, a company that sells clothes that enhance your good features and hide your bad ones, now carries a wedding gown that they claim will make you look 10 pounds thinner.

Here's the description:

Figure-transforming, pure silk wedding gown developed with body-perfection in every detail. Hidden power-mesh slip begins just under the bust to flawlessly control, slim and smooth from midriff through thigh. Slip has a lacy silicone gripper edge to comfortably prevent ride-up. Built-in soft cups support and shape bust while the sweetheart neckline draws the eye upward and flatters shoulders. Shirred bodice defines the waist and princess seaming while corset-inspired rhinestone embellishment visually sculpts a shapely, hourglass silhouette. Hidden back zip. 43" from waist. Luxurious, double-layered silk with silk organza lining for an ideal, proportion-balancing flare.

The dress goes for $495...which isn't so bad, considering how much you would have had to spend for a gym membership to lose those extra 10 pounds. One negative, it is only available in one style. So you better hope and pray that that friend of yours who's getting married a month before you (and is just as lazy) doesn't opt for this dress too.

Bridesmaid dresses are also available in three colors (pink, lavender, and blue) for $89.

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