The Jon and Kate Plus 8 Halloween Costume

Looking for a couple's costume for Halloween? How about a costume inspired by recent tabloid headlines? Why not go as Jon and Kate Gosselin from TLC's Jon and Kate Plus 8? What better way to celebrate the cancellation of their show than by dressing like these two schmucks for Halloween.

Here's what you will need:

Kate Gosselin:

The Kate Gosselin wig. Business in the front, party in the back!

Jon Gosselin:

Jon Gosselin wig (had he not received a hair transplant):
And of course the famous Ed Hardy T-shirt:

Mustn't forget the children.

Halloween Costumes for Kids

Halloween is a little over a month away so if you have kids, now is the time to start searching for the perfect costume. My son was only 4 months old last Halloween so he went to daycare in a pirate pajama outfit (not from the Pyramid Collection). Here are some cute costume ideas for your little ones.

The Baby Candy Corn $20

Baby Sushi $25

Cupcake Kid $59

Hamburger $59

Swaddle Blanket & Cap Set Costume $19.95

Peacock Costume with Booties $34.95

Triceratops Costume $24.95

80's Rocker Girl Costume $15.95

Baby Costume Ice Cream $19.89

Baby Costume Little Trees Car Freshner $21.89

Baby Skunk Costume $39.99

Newborn Baby Chili Pepper Costume $26.99

TMI: Things You Just Didn't Want to Know About Your Neighbors

I received an interesting catalog in the mail today. It was for The Pyramid Collection, a website that sells umm...I don't even know how to explain it. Costumes. Witch stuff. Crystal Balls. Adult toys. Why the hell did I get this catalog? I didn't. It's my neighbors, and it accidentally ended up in my mailbox. And now, I will never again be able to look her in the face and not think about the fact that she's probably got a closet full of pirate vixen dresses with matching petticoats (yes, they sell those). So, if you are into this fantasy thing, and need a faerie costume that includes a sparkling antennae headband and sewn-in garters, this is the site for you!

FYI: Sadly, this is not a Halloween catalog.

Pirate Vixen Dress & Petticoat

Amethyst Fairy Costume and Petticoat

100 mm Clear Crystal Ball

Black and Red Reversible Cape