For the Lazy Dog Owner

Need a place for your dog to relieve himself while you are at work? Hate walking your dog in the rain?

Behold The Potty Patch!

As described on their website:

The Potty Patch is a 3 tiered doggie restroom perfect for patios and indoor use. The top is made of a soft artificial grass specifically designed to let liquid flow through. A grate keeps the grass dry and above any liquid. The collection tray holds up to a gallon of liquid allowing multiple uses. Whether you live in a high rise apartment, deal with cold weather or just can't get home during the day, Potty Patch is the perfect solution. Potty Patch comes in two different sizes, regular (17" x 27"), and large (27" x 34").

I think this would probably work best for small breeds...not so much for let's say... a Great Dane? Also, what if you have a male dog? Male dogs usually lift their legs when they pee...what are the odds that they are going to aim directly for this patch of fake grass? I guess for $39.99 it may be worth a try if you are at your wits end with cleaning your kitchen floor every night (me), but something tells me that this will probably end up in my garage with all the other useless dog stuff I've bought over the years.

FYI: if you act now, they'll upgrade you to a super plush anti-microbial grass with double the blades! If that doesn't seal the deal for you, I don't know what will. :)